{"product_id":"sheltered","title":"Sheltered! A Post-Disaster Brochure TTRPG ~ Compatible with MÖRK BORG","description":"\u003cp\u003eProgress... \u003cem\u003eProgress\u003c\/em\u003e Prevails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eWhat is this?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagine Fallout if the apocalypse were outsourced to a joint venture between Michael Scott and Leslie Knope. Sheltered! is that fever dream–a legally distinct, MÖRK BORG-compatible TTRPG that squeezes nuclear capitalism, dystopian office jargon, and cryogenic chaos into just a single tri-fold brochure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut wait, isn’t this just Fallout?\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely not. Fallout has “Pip-Boys”. Sheltered! has “HAND-EYE™ neural implants”! Fallout has “Ghouls”. Sheltered! has “necro-adjacent citizens”! Fallout has \"undeground bunkers\" and “secret cryogenic facilities”. Sheltered! has \"underground bunkers\" and “secret cryogenic facilit–I mean… lots of sci-fi settings have those!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs this… enough?\u003cbr\u003eIf by “enough” you mean “a fully functional game,” then yes—provided your definition of “functional” includes surviving on “Nico-Fresh™” chewing gum, unscripted chaos, and the GM’s ability to turn “D666 Apocalypse-Level Threats” into a story about satanic plants. The brochure leaves gaps, but hey–that’s what your creativity (and crippling fear of performance reviews) is for!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSheltered! is the TTRPG equivalent of finding a “Routine Infrastructure Survey” form that’s actually a binding cryo-stasis contract. It’s janky, humorous, and probably not an OSHA violation. Play it, hack and tune it to your liking, laugh at the dystopia, and remember: progress prevails!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e~~~~\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMORK BORG THIRD PARTY LICENSE\u003cbr\u003e\"Sheltered!\" is an independent production by El Chupalabras, Midosensha Studios \u0026amp; Folhas da Yggdrasil and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Yggdrasil Life","offers":[{"title":"Base game + 2 Player Character sheets","offer_id":54565733400649,"sku":null,"price":22.42,"currency_code":"BRL","in_stock":true},{"title":"Only 2 Player Character sheets","offer_id":54565733433417,"sku":null,"price":12.42,"currency_code":"BRL","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/6893\/0633\/files\/shelter-tb.png?v=1751850124","url":"https:\/\/yggdrasil-life.shop\/pt\/products\/sheltered","provider":"Yggdrasil Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}